Thursday, August 13, 2015

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn 2015 Contest

this is puzzlemaster, the winner of the brooklyn's annual small penis contest

Over 100 admirers of small sized penises gathered on the afternoon of 17.6.2015 in King's Country Bar of Bushwick, for the third annual "Smallest Penis in Brooklyn" contest. Interestingly, more women than men attended the 3-hour event.

MC Chicken Bitches welcomed people by reminding them that although this event was a celebration of all sizes, it was mainly dedicated to the smaller spectrum.

"If you came here to make fun, you better get the fuck out," she said, adding that the bar hosts the event to "celebrate what you've got," even if what you've got could generously be described as "flyspeck."

Indeed the audience was there to cheer and not taunt the contestants, among who was the band Afterbirth Monkey, a music-comedy duo who performed a song about small dicks, and also flashed the crowd for good measure.

This year there were five brave men who stepped up to the plate. an older gentleman named "Rip Van Dinkle" (who had also competed in the event two years ago), "Chino Loco," "The Gentleman," "Cromwell," and the winner of the show, "Puzzlemaster." This year the event was Star Wars-themed, so Puzzlemaster was awarded a lightsaber along with $500 in cash for his victory.

When asked what he was going to do with the money, he told he is expecting a baby on the way, so it'll go towards costs for the baby.

This is the winner of Brooklyn's 2015 smallest penis contest
Puzzlemaster - Brooklyn's 2015 smallest penis winner

Puzzlemaster and his lightsaber award
two contestants along with their tiny dicks

If you want to see more photos from the competition please visit The Gothamist.

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