Woman Kills Son Because He Had a Micropenis

DailyMail reported on 28 February 2013 that a 38 year old Indonesian woman killed her son because he was born with a micropenis! 

According to the police, she was worried that his very small penis would seriously affect his future life. So she killed him!

The woman believed that his small penis would destroy his future life as an adult and thus she decided to end his life by drowning him in the bath. She then put clothes on the boy's dead boy and laid it on the bed!

According to police officials, the woman claimed that her son was born with a very small penis, that got even smaller after circumcision.

Spokesman Rikwanto, explained how the woman believed her son would have a 'bleak future' due to his very small penis. Reportedly, the woman was fully conscious of her actions and handed herself in after the crime.

Woman Divorces Man Because He Had a Micropenis

In March 2013, DailyChilli reported a story that most big sites, like Huffington Post, quickly reproduced and not much later, the story went viral.

In short, a 52-year-old Taiwanese woman from Taipei requested from the Taiwan High Court a divorce, because after marrying her husband - called Zhou - she discovered that he had a micro penis.

It appears however that all the blame is on Zhou, as the woman wanted to have sex many months before marriage. On the other hand, Zhou didn't want to, citing "religious reasons".

Then came the wedding night and things got spicy. Zhou had no excuse to hide his secret anymore.

"His penis is so small, like a kid's, only 5cm long. We've never had sex in our entire marriage. He's also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband. We quarrelled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment." said the woman

66 Year Old Man with Micropenis Discovers He Is Actually a Woman

A 66 year old man with micro-penis from Hong Kong got a very surprising diagnosis after visiting the local hospital complaining for a swollen abdomen. The doctors there informed him that he is... actually a woman!

The doctors found that he was a "she"  when they discovered that the underlying cause behind his swollen abdomen was an ovarian cyst! Further examination revealed that the man had two very rare genetic disorders, Turner Syndrome and Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia.

Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia is an autosomal condition affecting the male hormones, which in this case resulted in beard growth and a pseudo-micropenis (essential an enlarged clitoris), giving the woman her masculine appearance.

Micropenis Hormone Treatment for Adults

In this post we will examine the findings of a study published in 2011 that has some very promising results adults with the micropenis condition.

The name of the study is "Penile Growth in Response to Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG) Treatment in Patients with Idiopathic Hypogonadotrophic Hypogonadism" and the abstract can be accessed here.

Introduction
It is long known that the standard testosterone treatment applied on pre-puberty boys with a micro-penis yields no penile growth when given to adult men.

This is why adult males with a very small penis are left with little options (surgery) regarding their condition. However, this study shows that a different hormone approach may have the potential to induce penile growth after puberty.

In this study, a total of 20 males with idiopathic hypogonadotrophic hypogonadism participated. All of them presented with the micropenis condition as well. The mean age of the group was 18.9, with the youngest man being 12 and the oldest 24 years old. The participants received intramuscular injections of 1,500 IU to 2,000 IU hCG (Human chorionic gonadotropin hormone) on a 3 times per week basis, for a total of 2 months.

SouthPark Parody: Trey Parker Has a Micropenis

The video you are about to see is named "Trey Gets Stoned" and is a parody of southpark made by "Currently Disconnected" productions over Youtube.

It tells the story of Trey Parker co-creator of southpark who supposedly has a micro penis.  Like many men with the condition, Parker is shy with women, afraid to move to the next stage once he gets intimate and is ridiculed by his friends. The parody essentially highlights how a man's life can be devastated by a micropenis, even if he is highly successful on all other aspects of life.

And here's a video with the "micropenis song"

Trey Parker's small penis as shown in "Trey Get Stoned"

Small Penis Comics by Explosm.net

One of my favourite ways to kill time is reading comics over Explosm.net. Here are 3 small-penis-related that I found.

 Like always, hilarious and depressing at the same time. Enjoy:

Did you come here looking for actual photos by any chance? If yes, then the small penis gallery is where you should be!

Interesting Comment On Penis Enlargement

A reader nicknamed "Jim" just left a very interesting comment on his penis enlargement success.  Interestingly, Jim has gained almost 2 inches after 1.5 years of hard work. I think it's worth a post of it's own:

Hey, I just read your story and I can identify with you, but not due to having micro penis. I guess I have some severe body dysmorphia -- even though I had a normal size penis (6 in erect length, 5 inches circumference), I've always had a complex about size.

This is not just a penis issue--I have this with my body in general. I was a competitive bodybuilder in my late teens and 20s, and despite having a physique that was capable of winning state level contests, I still hated the way I looked, particularly in terms of size.

Back to the penis: I wanted to message you because about 1.5 years ago I started doing penis exercises that included penis traction and jelqing. I've had some really good success--my erect length is now very close to 8 inches (ruler flush to base of penis when erect) and 6 in circumference. (I am shooting for a ten inch long erect penis) I use a "Sizegenetics" [editor's note: you can learn more about sizegenetics over my review] brand traction device, with all the trappings of the associated comfort wraps etc. I apply traction 6-8 hrs a day, usually 6 days a week. Jelqing seems to help thickness and you can google how to do this. I do it intensely, for 20 min to an hr, usually every other day.

Sizegenetics Penis Extender

While jelqing is an ancient method, without (to my knowledge) any scientific studies to back it up, I would say it helps thickness. Conversely, traction (cf. traction device, not weight hanging) seem to be good mainly for length--like I indicated, I've gained almost 2 inches in length in the last 1.5 years.

Also, the veracity of traction is supported by peer-reviewed papers in medical journals and results disseminated in scientific talks, for example:

Mohammadreza Nikoobakht, MD et al "Effect of Penile-Extender Device in Increasing Penile Size in Men
with Shortened Penis: Preliminary Results" in J Sex Med 2011;8:3188–3192

Marco Oderda and Paolo Gontero "Non-invasive methods of penile lengthening:
fact or fiction?" in 2 010 B J U I N T E R N A T I O N A L | 107 , 1 2 7 8 – 1 2 8 2 | doi:10.1111/j.1464-410X.2010.09647.x (BJU is British Journal of Urology)

IMO these penis traction devices all have the same basic design: a base that encircles base of penis, rods that can be moved by screws etc., something that fits behind head of penis and connects to rods.

But the comfort factor is important since you need to wear this device at least 3-4 hrs per day--my experience is with the Sizegenetics device and I find that after experimenting with the comfort tech they give, and using cock rings etc for buffers between the straps and my penis, that I can do 6-8 hrs a day with pretty good traction. It is a stressful process--no walk in the park--but not agony. I haven't tried hanging yet.

I hope this advice helps. I've read that the traction device by Sizegenetics is too big at minimum setting for micropenis, but I've also heard that there is an adaptor that is now made (custom made) by Sizegentics or its competition, like Andropenis. These companies are very helpful, both have replied to my emails and I suggest contacting them.

Related Links
- Study on the efficacy and tolerability of penile extenders 
- Penis enlargement methods that work

Small Penis or Just..Obese?

So, do all fat men have little dicks? The answer is yes and no. Most obese men appear to have a very small penis, many times within the micropenis range. However, if said men lost the extra weight, their penis (both erect and flaccid) would appear much larger.

One of the most common reasons for a totally fine penis to appear small or micro is obesity. When a man is overweight, fat doesn't go only to the belly. It also goes to his ass, neck, legs, cheeks and of course the pubic mound, which encases the penis making it look much, much smaller!

“A large pubic fat pad makes the penile shaft look shorter.” says Ira Sharlip, MD, clinical professor of urology at the University of California, San Francisco.

“In some cases, abdominal fat all but buries the penis. One way I motivate my overweight patients is by telling them that they can appear to gain up to an inch in size simply by losing weight.” says Ronald Tamler, MD, PhD, co-director of the Men’s Health Program at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City.

When measuring in an obese man the erect penis correctly, the erect size should not be different from what it would be if he lost weight. Measuring your penis correctly means pushing the ruler hard into the fat, pressing it back as far as it goes.

Obesity and its effects on apparent penis size
Obesity is associated with various diseases, including heart disease, type 2 diabetes, obstructive sleep apnea, certain types of cancer, and osteoarthritis. However, an apparent small penis is not often mentioned when discussing it.

In general, the more obese a guy is the smaller his penis will appear to be. Many obese men report having an average penis (5 to 7 inches erect) which appears to be half that size (3-5 inches erect) without the fat pat being squeezed. 

In extreme cases of obesity (or in cases of obesity accompanied by a below than average size) the penis may be totally encased by the pubic fat,  creating what is colloquially known as a mangina. Obviously, this may cause a lot of embarrassment to the mangina owner!

Other than embarrassment, a fully encased in pubic fat penis creates other problems, including:

• Urination becomes problematic and messy, especially when standing up 
• Increased risk for fungal infections and rashes, resulting from poor hygiene, heat and sweat.
• Owner must make extra effort to keep his penis clean and dry
• Odour problems.

Extreme obesity will make your penis appear smaller or even disappear completely!
 More Small penis pictures here

Summary 

If you are obese and thinking of penis enlargement  because your penis looks small consider first losing the belly. You will lower the risk for all kind of deadly conditions (stroke.diabetes and heart attack to name a few) and your penis will appear significantly larger. It's not uncommon for obese men to gain 1-2 inches of apparent size.

References
- http://www.webmd.com/men/guide/life-cycle-of-a-penis

Man Mortrages His House to Enlarge His Micropenis!

!!!!Important Update 9/11/2016!!!! I interviewed the guy!

As you have probably noticed by now, I like to post anything that is related to the micropenis condition. And this of course includes interesting news stories.

Today's one is about a guy from Australia who mortgaged his house in an effort to surgically enlarge his micro penis. Allegedly, he spent about $45,000 for his first surgery and plans to spend another $68,000 for further penis enlargement surgeries!

The man's name has not been disclosed, so let's call him John. In 2012, John spent $45,000 on a surgery for increasing the length and girth of his small penis. John couldn't afford it, so he drew the money on his mortgage on the back of a profitable construction contract he finished.

Unfortunately, the gains were very small, not exactly what John needed! John said he failed to see significant improvement because a ligament regrafted itself onto a dermal fat graft and he added that he has yet to have post-surgery intercourse.

"My penis is basically infant sized. Pre-surgery, I was two to three centimetres flaccid and I'm now four centimetres. My erection is probably around seven centimetres." he told Ninemsn.

Unhappy with what he got, John plans to have a second surgery worth $18,000 and possibly a third, even more serious and complicated, with an estimated cost of about $50,000.

If he goes through with both of them, John will have spent more than $100,000 on trying to enlarge his penis.

Life With A Micropenis
Despite being relatively handsome, healthy and fit, John says his micropenis has had a devastating impact on his life, affecting his sex relationships, confidence, friendships, interaction with others and even led to him being bullied at school. Depression and low self-esteem are his second nature. If you have a look over the stories section of the site you can see that all these are quite common among men with a micro.

John said his sex life is not something to brag about, having had intercourse only twice in his life. He added that he us unable to have relationships with women because of an inability to speak to them.

John lost lost virginity at 24 years old with a girlfriend of three months.

"It has prevented me from doing or experiencing a lot of things." he said.

Because of his inability to start or keep relationships, it was another six years before John had sex again.

Living and working in a male-dominated town and job have also compounded his efforts to initiate relationships with the other gender. Yet John admits he has always put himself in an environment where he has small chances of meeting a girl.

His micropenis even resulted in his decision not to play group sports such as football out of fear of being seen naked and ridiculed in the change rooms.

"Going in for a shower in groups of men doesn't happen." he said

He also said that he would trade his brainpower for a few extra inches without second thoughts.

"I'd happily be less intelligent, lose a few IQ points and have a bigger penis. I am now diagnosed bipolar and have pretty bad bouts of depression. My sex drive has diminished due to the anti-depressants." he said

John's Surgery
John first surgery was both for lengthening and thickening. However, he found the results to be painful and disappointing.

"My penis is basically infant sized. Pre-surgery, I was 2-3cm flaccid and I'm now 4cm. My erection is probably around 7cm." he said.

He is now considering visiting a specialist in the US for another surgery, but his current surgeon says it is very difficult to further enlarge his penis.

More Micropenis News Stories 

• Woman kills her son because he had a micropenis
• Woman divorces her husband because he had a micropenis
• Man with micropenis discovers he is a woman

My Sizegenetics Review & My Results

In this post I want to share with you guys my ongoing personal experience with the SizeGenetics penis extender. The first time I wrote this post I had gained 1.1 inches, after using SizeGenetics for about 8 months. Now, it has been almost a year since I have been using the device and if you scroll down you will see my updates, highlighted in different colors.

Before I talk to you about my actual experience, let me first tell you some basic things about penis extenders and penis enlargement in general, so that you get a good idea of what you will be dealing with if you decide to get one. Please don't skip the introductory part. Otherwise you may end up spending bucks for no reason.

Sizegenetics device and the leather case that comes with it

Why use a penis extender?
As I mention in the penis enlargement section, there are only two scientifically backed methods to enlarge your penis. One is phalloplasty (surgery) and the other is using a penis extender. Contrary to what many say, phalloplasty is a great option for penis enlargement. It delivers fast results, it's relatively safe and many guys are happy with what they get. On the downside, it is expensive for some (ranging from 5.000 ti 10.000$) and well..it's surgery. If you are thinking of having a phalloplasty please don't google "phalloplasty surgery images". I am sure you will have a change of heart right away!

Another con is that for many men, the results wear off after just 2-3 years, and obviously you need a second surgery to regain them. This is because during phalloplasty, the surgeon inserts fat pads into the penis to make it appear thicker. Over time the fat is reabsorbed and the effect is diminished.

Leaving surgery aside, the only other option that really works is using a penis extender. There are multiple clinical studies (like this one) showing that the continuous use of a penis stretcher can help you gain an inch or two after 6 months of use. 

Please note that using a penis stretcher is not a one-night magic thing. It requires extensive use but
you will eventually get good results. For me, it was almost an inch after 4 months of use and I will probably gain more as I continue to use SizeGenetics. Some people gain less others more in the same time period. So, I would say a penis extender is for anyone who wishes to get a bigger penis, but:

• Wants a 100 % safe option
• Can't afford/is afraid of surgery
• Is willing to stick to the routines and spend some time to make it work

Don't buy Sizegenetics if..

Please don't buy sizegenetics (or any other penis stretcher that is) if your penis is less than 3.0 inches when erect (~7 cm). Although I am not 100 % sure, from personal experience I think that your penis won't be long enough to fit inside the device and as a result you will have simply spent money for something you can't use. If your penis is that small please call the customer support at the telephone that appears on top of the official site. They may be able to get for you a specially designed unit or something.

The reasons Why I only Recommend SizeGenetis
There are many extenders out there for you to choose from. However, I feel confident to only recommend because it is the one I have tried and well.. it worked for me. Don't get me wrong, I strongly believe that any other extender will do just fine, as long as you can wear it comfortably for 6-8 straight with 2-3 intervals in between.

Other than my personal experience, sizegenetics has some other cool features that I think are very important and need to be mentioned. For me, the most important reasons that initially convinced me to choose it are the following:

• Endorsed by real doctors (see photo below)
• Numerous testimonials with before and after photos 
• 6 Month Money Back Guarantee 
• Full Money Refund if you leave a testimonial (time-limited promo)
• 58-way Comfort System
• 24/7 phone Support

Now let me address the above in more detail

Doctor Endorsement And Testimonials
These two are the main reasons I decided to choose Sizegenetics over the competition. As you can see by clicking here and scrolling down, there are many doctors that actually suggest this product or use it on their patients.

Another unique thing, is that sizegenetics is the only device of its kind to feautre before and after photos of people who have used the device. You can click here if you want to see them. Obviously it's NSFW!!!!

6 Month Money-Back Guarantee and a Chance to Get a Free Device

Wondering why so many men agreed to send photos of their penis to sizegenetics? Well, it's simple. You can get a full refund if you do so! Furthermore, sizegenetics offers a 6-month money back guarantee if you are unhappy with your results. So as you can see there is very little investment-risk involved. If you are ok with pics of your penis appearing online then you can get it for free!

58 Way Comfort System
By now you are probably exploring the sizegenetics site while reading my article as well. You probably have noticed that the site emphasizes their 58 way comfort system. If you are like me, you are probably thinking that this is some marketing mumbo jumbo.. Well, after I got my device I totally changed my mind. 

As I explain later in the article, you have to wear the device for a few hours every day. The 58-way-system is made up of five interchangeable gripping materials that can be combined in a total of 58 different variations. The ability to mix and match different materials in different combinations allows you to find a comfortable fit regardless of whether you’re circumcised, large or small etc

Some of the different combinations you can use using the 58 way comfort system

24/7/365 Support
Sizegenetics offers great support to customers. You can contact them any time you want, via mail or telephone. There is even a forum for members. The support is always available and will help you solve any questions you may have, like how to use the device, how often etc. Personally, I never needed them, as the included DVD answered all my questions. Still, it's good to know you can get support any time you want.

My Experience and My Gains with SizeGenetics
I started using the device about 4 months ago, early in October 2014. I started slow, wearing the device for 3 hours, 5 days a week. Gradually (after a month) I increased my time to 5 hours a day. Typically, I will wear it at home either for 5 consecutive hours, with a small 10-minute break in between. You can wear it outside but I avoid wearing in my work or when I am going out. However, I do wear it for simple tasks like when I am taking my dog out or for groceries.

Weekends are break time, so no sizegenetics during them :)

Since October, I have gained about 0,8 inches, going from 5 inches to a modest 5.8 inches in about 4 months. I know it doesn't sounds amazing, but for me it is

April  18, 2015 Update
It's been almost an extra 4 months (and 8 in total) since I wrote this review. Unfortunately my gains have slowed down, despite using the maximum tension (2,800 grams). I guess I have to follow the recommendations and increase stretching time from 5 to 8 hours per day. I will do this and update you guys on my gains in the next 4-6 weeks. My gains during this period were about 0.3 inches, so now my cock is 6.1 inches give or take, from an original 5.0 inches. Overall, now 8 months later I can say I am very excited. Still my goal is 6.5 inches and if I reach it I will be more than simply happy. Wish me luck!

July 25, 2015 Update 
This update is not a good one :( Due to a new job and summer vacations I didn't use the extender as much as I wanted. I actually skipped many sessions. On average, I'd say I used the extender for something like 10 hours per week. Not surprisingly, I didn't see any gains however, my previous gains seem to be stable and I am still at 6.1 inches. Hopefully, after August I will be back in my regular routines and start seeing new gains again.

October 19, 2015 Update
I was quite agressive during August and September and I gained another 0.2 inches during these two months. I am at 6.3 inches atm and almost reached my goal of 6.5. I am thinking of getting a pump to add some girth too. I will let you know more about it in my next update 1-2 months later.

Do you plan to continue using it?
Heck yeah!!! I really want to hit 6.5 inches, if I do I will be super happy. I will update this post every three months to keep you updated on my progress.

Which Package Should You Choose?
Sizegenetics comes in many packages. The Basic (budget option) which only includes the stretcher, the comfort package which includes the stretcher with the 58-system and some nice extras (like spare sparts) and the "Ultimate System" package which includes a lot of a extra things. I suggest you to get the comfort package because the 58-way system is a must and it will help you find a comfortable fit, regardless of the anatomy of your penis. And to be honest, I think that the extras that come with the ultimate system (shown in image below) are not that useful:

Ultimate Package Extras

This is pretty much my review of sizegenetics as a customer. If you want to learn more about it or decided to buy it please click here to visit the official website.

Is SizeGenetics A Scam Or Is It Legit?

By now you might still wonder if this whole penis enlargement thing using sizegenetics (or any other penis extender) is a scam. Well, whatever I say will probably sound biased so it's better if you answer this question yourself. Before doing, so I suggest you to read these two studies I have posted about in the past:

• Effect of Penile-Extender Device in Increasing Penile Size in Men with Shortened Penis: Preliminary Results 
• A pilot phase-II prospective study to test the ‘efficacy’ and tolerability of a penile-extender device in the treatment of ‘short penis

Both these studies highlight how the use of a penis extender can indeed lead to permanent penile gains. I also suggest you to visit the how to enlarge your penis section of the site where I explore all the viable and non-viable penis enlargements options available today.

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Questions Submitted By Readers

1) Is there any other place other than the official website where I can buy the device? I don't have a credit card/paypal/whatever or don't want to order it online..

The company behind sizegenetics has a strict policy against resellers and only sells the device through the official website. As a result you can't buy it from physical shops, stores, Amazon whatever. Sometimes a device will pop up in Ebay but there is a good chance it will be a cheap imitation. And if not..well someone else put his penis inside it.. If you are ok with that go for it!


2) How Does It Work?

All penis extenders are based on the same principle, traction. What they essentially do is apply a gentle force that extends and outstretches the penis from the body. This is done with the help of a ring on the base of your penis and another ring or other strap-thing (depending on what feels better for you) right before the head.  While you wear the extender, this continuous force pulls away your head and ensures that your penis does not revert back to the flaccid length.

From what I understand, while you were the device there is some very small damage in your tissues. When you take the device out, this damage is repaired and your body tries to overcompensate by making your penis slightly bigger. This increase is of course microscopic and this is why you will see noticeable results after a few months. It's the same principle with body building. You need months before you see any remarkable results. The same applies to penis extenders. Most users gain an inch after 4-6 months.

This page makes a better job in explaining the exact science behind penis extenders so you might want to check it out.

Don't hesitate to leave a comment if you got any questions not covered by my review!

3) Are gains permanent?

This is not a simple to answer question. First, how do we define "permanent"? A couple of weeks, months or maybe years? Or like forever? To be honest, I think the results are not permanent like forever. But I have gone a few weeks where I skipped most of my sessions without losing any gains.

From my personal research, I think that you can safely go 1-2 months without using the extender and retaining your gains. If you have been doing penis enlargement for a long time (1 year+), some say even more. Generally, once you reach your goal it is advised to use the extender once or twice a week for "maintance" purposes.

Average reported gains by people using sizegenetics routinely

4) Can I wear it while asleep?

Theoretically yes, and some people actually do that. I tried, but I couldn't for two reasons. First, I like to take my dick out of the extender every two hours for a few minutes to flap it around and bring fresh blood. It just feels better this way. Second, I always found falling asleep a difficult thing. Even when I am really tired, I won't sleep before 2 A.M. And having my penis in an extender makes it even harder. But every person is different, you won't know until you try :)

5) Can I get good results if I buy the cheapest (basic) package?

The basic model has pretty much the same potential for results as the ultimate and the comfort package. The main difference is that you get way fewer extension bars (just two) and you will also miss the 58 way comfort system, as you just get the basic strap thingie. What this means is that there is a great chance you won't be able to fit your penis properly into the extender. A "bad" fit may range from just a less comfortable fit to an inability to wear the device for more than a few minutes due to discomfort or even your dick being too small or too big to fit inside!

Whatever the case, this will hinder your results as you need to wear the device for multiple hours, numerous times a week. Ultimately, you will either quit or buy more straps and extension bars. Just get the comfort package if you don't really care or need the extras offered by the ultimate package.

6) I am 7.3 inches long and aim for the magic 8 in. number. Am I too big for size genetics? (question was sent to my email)

Sizegenetics is a one size fits all extender and everybody except guys with a micropenis won't have a problem fitting into the device. However, you need to go for the comfort or ultimate package because you will need to use the additional enlogation bars that come with it to fit your penis. "Unfortunately", you are too big for the the basic package.

SG box and leather case

7) Do you have to wear SizeGenetics for a long time?

The short answer is yes you do. The instructions on the manual say you should wear SizeGenetics about 6-8 hours every day, but when I wear it I keep it for an average of 5 hours per day. You can break this time and wear it two hours in the morning, three hours in the noon etc.

You should wear the device for 4 to 6 months for optimum penis length gains. You can wear the device either in one go or in intervals. The device is really comfy and you can wear it while watching television, your sleep or doing simple tasks like going for groceries etc. Some people even wear it at their job or when going out..I would never imagine myself going for a drink with a penis extender on my dick but I guess it's possible

8) What kind of results should I expect?

Every guy is different and the results also depend on whether or not you do the included free exercises. I gained 1.1 inches after 8 months of use, others have gained more, others less! As I explain on my review I plan to continue using the device. I will keep you updated with my further gains

9) Does SizeGenetics increase penile girth ?

No, SizeGenetics by itself doesn't increase girth, only length. However, you can combine it with the free exercises (the PenisHealth routines included in the second and third package)  to increase the girth of your penis.

10) Are the Results Permanent?

Yes and no. Once you get to the size you want you still have to use the device 1-2 times per week to maintain your results.

11) Does the device hurt or itch?

When worn properly, the device is very comfortable and won't hurt. I have no problem wearing the device up to 6 hours straight which is the maximum I have tried

12) My question is not here !

For further questions either contact me directly at micropeniss@gmail.com [double "s"] or leave a comment here.